26 years old, any pronouns. Love cartoons and the color purple. Feel free to follow or unfollow or just do whatever makes you happiest in life, I am here to support you.
nuance enjoyers are always sparking controversy by saying things like "hey guys what if we considered some factors" because this is often interpreted as "let's disregard absolutely everything except what I'm specifically highlighting right now in this online post." Nothing to be done
I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it's important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life
This is so funny I thought they would at least have like KJ sing since that was such a big part of the character season 1 but they were truly just like whatever happens happens 😭 AND IT SHOWS. I ❤️ this show
So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.
what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!
that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music
it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
all these birds are like-
ironically, they are all exactly the same amount of Pissed Off
It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and term mid-statement, such as:
"I'm going to make him my wife"
"She's my boyfriend"
"Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?"
"That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met"
Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them
imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door for his husband, but instead just ends up having it out with the door because it won’t fucking cooperate
crowley, approaching what appears to be a push door on his first official date with aziraphale, muttering to himself: please work. please work. plea
It’s true I have evidence on film
Okay, but this is even funnier (and a bit angsty) when you consider that, in the Good Omens universe, angels and demons work by Discworld rules, where they can affect the world around them just through the power of belief.
And Crowley, especially, is really good at this. As well as the obvious scene where he imagines that his car isn’t burning to bits, and so it doesn’t, there are little things as well. His music system works without speakers because he forgot that it needed them. A military jeep grows a cassette player when he gets into it because he assumes that all vehicles come with music systems.
So logically, this should never happen to Crowley. Like, it can’t happen, because the laws of the universe state that if Crowley opens a door believing it to open one way then it will open that way, even if it opened the other way just a moment ago.
So the only reason this could possibly happen to him, is if his belief that the door opened one way was overshadowed by the far stronger belief that the universe at large is Out To Get Him in some fundamental way.
So, y'know, imagine Crowley struggling with a door for a full minute before Aziraphale steps in and opens it with ease.
Crowley would be able to open the door except that Aziraphale thinks it’s HILARIOUS to watch him smack into doors so he ensures the first pull is always wrong. this has happened frequently enough that Crowley now permanently expects all door-opening attempts to be incorrect on the first try
good omens heritage post
when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
